To tell you about my week,
But the dog ate my pencil
And my pen began to leak.
My oven exploded on Friday,
So I spent a lot of time
Clearing up that awful mess,
The dinner inside it was mine.
The weekend here was very damp,
I really shouldn't complain,
But our river overflowed its banks
And the rain is lashing down again.
I finished up my crochet
And put it on the bed.
The photo turned out purple
But the 'thing' is pinky & red.
I hung the waistcoat on a branch
To get a better shot
But a load of squishy bird poo
Was all I ****** got
So I'm giving up for this post,
I know when I am beat.
I've got seven days to recover
And then everything will be sweet.
So I'll see you all again next week,
(Providing I'm still sane)
To show you all my latest stuff
And hope it wasn't in vain.